bitch-im-fucking-funny:

Who is that fine mothafucka right there?

bitch-im-fucking-funny:

Who is that fine mothafucka right there?

(Source: awwww-cute, via yousonovabitch)

howidiotic:

pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair

(via the-perspective)

frostlawyer:

Things I Should Be Doing

  • so many

Things I Am Not Currently Doing

  • any of that

(Source: aroharveyspecter, via the-perspective)

actualcrutchie:

glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead. 

(via the-perspective)

"A woman without paint is like food without salt."

Roman philosopher Plautus (254-184 BC), proving men have been stupid about makeup for at least two thousand years. (via historical-nonfiction)

(Source: medusasmakeup.com, via the-perspective)

rachelsullivanillustration:

I always wish I was a mermaid, but then I think mermaids must have boring days too.

rachelsullivanillustration:

I always wish I was a mermaid, but then I think mermaids must have boring days too.

(via lovelylor)

dreamwurks:

insertcoolpunhere:

I really hope this isn’t the same guy

i really hope it is

dreamwurks:

insertcoolpunhere:

I really hope this isn’t the same guy

i really hope it is

(Source: unclefather, via the-perspective)

lamapalooza:

what :P time :P is :P the :P next :P bus :P for :P bikini :P bottom :PP

(Source: lamapalooza, via attackonthefangirl)

aseaofquotes:

William Saroyan, The Time of Your Life

aseaofquotes:

William Saroyan, The Time of Your Life

(via the-perspective)

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

image

(Source: krisjenwhore, via attackonthefangirl)

“You came early into this world. You were such a wee thing. Oh, so frail, so fragile. I feared you wouldn’t make it. But your father… He never doubted. He always said you’d become the strongest of them all. And he was r i g h t.

(Source: silasbctwin, via attackonthefangirl)

mcr-hidden-track:

foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

What do you mean drake and josh ended

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via attackonthefangirl)